We grew up with dr. Seuss and waited impatiently each Christmas season for the television to bring us a visit from that grouchy old elf, Mr. Grinch.
Listen to it now in real audio.
Your'e a mean one, Mr. Grinch
Yes you really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus
and as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You nauseate me Mr. Grinch.
You're heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole!
You're a foul one Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your brain is full of spiders and
Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch.
The three words which best decribe you are as follows and I quote
MERRY CHISTMAS from the M-80s and dr. Seuss!